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( Bradley, Santiago, Russel Howard, Dominic Cooper, Joe Calzaghe. I am a post. I am not dialup friendly. )

Doing a small flist cut. Mostly dead journals, journals I never read and people with whom I have no mutual interests anymore. (probably Tokio Hotel was all we ever had in common.)

If you would like a more specific reason, feel free to email me or comment here. (Non-friend comments are screened).

[ETA] Cut is done. If you haven't been removed, you're not Pluto.

[ETA2] Of course, if you'd rather I had defriended you, feel free to unfriend me now. With no questions asked. :) Limited time offer. Does not apply to residents of YouKnowWhoYouAre.

Lovely banners by causette


Abuse of Power II, chapter 18/?
Author: Razzle
Pairing: Viggorli,
Rating: NC17 overall.
Summary: It’s like nothing’s changed…
Disclaimer: They’re still not out? Bugger.
A/N: Previous chapters (and AoPI) Here
moblo413 is still with me. Are you?

( Um… apology under the cut? )

I drew manga-stick Tokio Hotel. ;)

( OMG, why are you so kawaii? )

Title: Vati.
Author: Razzle
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Bill Kaulitz/David Jost.
Summary: Bill just needs the reassurance.
Warning: Daddy!kink. Abuse of position. Possibly underage, definite substantial age gap. Wrong on so many levels.
A/N: Betastic, moblo413 is so great she gives me shivers. This one’s for the marvellous some1elsesboy, who gave me the bunny.
Vati = Daddy.

( I've written incest, so why is it this that feels so wrong? )

Title: Five Ways In Which Bill And Tom Narrowly Escaped Getting Busted and One Way They Definitely Didn’t.
Author: Razzle
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Rating: NC17
Summary: You can learn from a book, or you can learn from experience.
Warnings: Twincest. Underage sexual activity and consciousness. I’m not trying to make dry-humping ‘hot’. It’s just part of the story. Also, my chronology of their careers etc is probably fucked. I did 4.4 seconds research.
A/N: moblo413 is fast, fun and fabulous.

( 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18 )

Title: Hier und Jetzt.
Pairing: Georg/Bill, Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Summary: Let’s get stoned. Let’s get nasty. Let’s get what we want.
Warnings: Twincest. Pot. Voyeurism. A punch in the chops.
Disclaimer: It’s, like, totes illegal! And totes a lie!
A/N: As betas go, moblo413 is good for the soul. ;) Dedicated to claireyfairy1 because OMG, Claire, OMG.

( Alone time.  )

Title: One, two.
Author: Razzle
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Rating: NC17 like whoa
Summary: It’s only pretend.
Disclaimer, A/N: It’s only pretend. Betad by and dedicated to Texan incest momma, moblo413

( Testing, testing... )

Title: Big Damn Hero.
Author: Razzle
Rating: G
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Summary: words_challenge prompt: Hero.
118 Words

( Too many times... )

Banner by my dear curious_wolf

The Corner, Chapter 18/18
Author: lady_razzle
Rating: NC17 overall.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto Jack/Ten Ianto/Ten, Ianto/others
Summary: The only thing waiting in the dark is what you take in with you.
Warnings/AN: Spoilers to end of series. Most canon pairings referenced. There will be angst, and the shifting of time.

( You give me something... )

Okies, so it's spring cleaning time!

I've realised that I have so many people on my flist and I'm kinda losing people in it.
So if I take you off my list it's most likely because your journal hasn't been updated in a long time and I can't remember getting a comment in a long time.

If you just want to read the fic, it's all unlocked anyway, and so keep me friended by all means. or you can friend baby_razzle where everything ends up sooner or later.

If I've removed you and you want to stay, or if I haven't and you wish I would, leave me a comment! They're screened, yeknaw.

Title: How to say Yes in German.
Author: Razzle
Pairing: Bill/Tom
Summary: A means to an end. A smutty end.
Rating: NC17
A/N: Das ist fur cynical_terror, die beta!
they're probably not doing it. Probably. Also, TWINCEST.


( A Lesson in Two Parts )

Good Morning all.

I slept rather well. my beloved rosi_smaabu provided me with a wonderful prompt for my fluffy viggorli, of which I managed two whole sentences before falling asleep. Never mind. It will be a nice fic, it just won't be today. ;)

So... re: Yesterday. Just a couple of points, nothing major.

1. I've now banned bloomeration, as all it is now is people presenting reasonable arguments or mere statements and her swearing at them. Now I don't mind what she says to me, I've spoiled her game and I expected that. But there's no reason why my gorgeous flist should put up with it.

Also, I think we've established that she is neither bright nor pleasant, and hence any further attempt at communication is the internet equivalent of holding a midget at arm's length and kicking him in the bollocks while he flails at you.*

*In the spirit of practising what I preach I must attribute that deliberately non-PC metaphor to Ricky Gervais. Originally re: The Falklands but, you know, it's all about context.

2. As I know at least two people misunderstood, the list of her friends at the end of the post was not meant to imply that they were in any way involved. These were merely the people on her flist to whom my post would not reach, with a suggestion that any mutual friends might like to acquiant them with the situation. No implication of any kind was intended.

3. Ihave the nicest flist ever. Moral outrage is comforting, if expected, but your defence of me was really gorgeous to see. I've come to work this morning to see a raft of emails and comments thanking me and defending me and generally reflecting the loveliness that is my flist.

4. Fear not for my emotional state. Anything she said to me was the uninspired reaction of a fundementally unpleasant person. I am unaffected by any of her words, except to amusement and, latterly, boredom. 500+ people who adore me trumps one bitter nutter any day of the week.

5. welcome! Various new friends.

6. If I ever start using 'LOLZ' on a regualr basis, and without irony, you have my permission to kill me.

And now...work!

Title: Wait.
Author: Razzle
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Summary: 50_smutlets prompt: Oral. Razzle prompt: Slightly silly.
Words: 100

( Orlando is an anagram of Oral Don )

Title: Groundless.
Author: Razzle
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, various.
Summary: words_challenge prompt: Discrimination. Crack.

( It's not my fault I'm different )

Title: Friends and Lovers.
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: G
Summary: In my life, I love you more.
100songs Song prompt: In my life, The Beatles.
Unbetad. I needed some love.

( Some have gone and some remain )

Banner by my dear curious_wolf

The Corner, Chapter 17/18
Author: lady_razzle
Rating: NC17 overall.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto Jack/Ten Ianto/Ten, Ianto/others
Summary: The only thing waiting in the dark is what you take in with you.
Warnings/AN: Spoilers to end of series. Most canon pairings referenced. There will be angst, and the shifting of time.

( Would it make a difference this time? )

Banner by my dear curious_wolf

The Corner, Chapter 16/?
Author: lady_razzle
Rating: NC17 overall.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto Jack/Ten Ianto/Ten, Ianto/others
Summary: The only thing waiting in the dark is what you take in with you.
Warnings/AN: Spoilers to end of series. Most canon pairings referenced. There will be angst, and the shifting of time.

( The New World… )

Title: Heel.
Summary: words_challenge prompt: Train. Some give, some take.
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Non-specific. Your choice of M/M.
Word count: 103

( snap to attention )